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08:04 am
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Jacked from Ms. Robot!
( Survey Time )
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07:41 am
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Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency
I would take the opportunity of people becoming zombies by becoming a pirate to pillage and plunder and start fires. However, due to the high fire danger in Colorado the fire thing could be a bad idea. Unless all the zombies get caught in the fire and die and I become a hero! YAY for me. Just like in Salems Lot. I know, I know - Vampires and Zombies are totally different creatures - it could still work. All heroness aside, my main concern would be pillage and plunder as a pirate. Pirate you say? Isn't Colorado land locked? Why yes it is. Yet a giant Monster truck can be painted to look like a ship. The plains of Colorado look like amber waves of grain. Most importantly I can say Yar in ways that communicate many different levels of meaning. As in "YAARRR" (Translation: Get that Zombie off my back!) Or "YYYYYAAAARRR" (Translation: That was one good milk shake). And lets not forget my vast store of pirate jokes.
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
Tags: writer's block
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08:16 pm
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Hmmm
-Yawn-
Leerrrooy!
Current Mood:  tired
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09:29 am
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Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Jessica!!!!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
Current Mood:  giddy
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06:07 am
[Link] | I feel sick
Current Mood:  sick
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08:50 pm
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07:39 pm
[Link] | I got the job! Whoo HOO!
Current Mood:  excited
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07:41 am
[Link] | I will know if I got the job today or tomorrow. Wish me luck.
I worked out today. Yay.
I need to pluck my eyebrows. Talk about wild!
I need to clean the apartment!
Damn the raise in stamp prices - need to get supplemental stamps for the stamps I have
Just say no to crazy people at the gym. It is just wrong what they do there.
Current Mood:  Okie Dokie
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12:00 am
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2006
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Current Mood:  hopeful
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07:13 pm
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To Santa at the North Pole
Dear Santa,
How are you? I am good. (Please note the play on my current mental state in conjunction with your naughty and good list) I am writing to you in my journal because I did not have any stamps to send you a letter all the way to the north pole. Also I did not want terrorist to intercept my address and then wait for you by the fire place and take you out - which would bring terror to all people around the world. I know if I succumb to these precautions the terrorist win, but I really don't think that will happen because I figure you are monitoring me on a regular basis (i.e. reading my journal) and that this was a good way of reaching you with my list of things that I would like to have for Christmas. First of all I would like you to have Stephanie’s Chocolates bring back peanut butter fudge. It was very distressing that they no longer make it. It was soooo good. I would really like it if you would bring some to me for Christmas. I think I can get to it before the cats do. Although Pucca has been proactive in systematically destroying the Christmas tree - I think I still have some time to get to the Christmas Sock before she does on Christmas morning (mine is the blue and white and silver one with the name AMANDA on it). Pucca and Yuki have been good kitties (well Yuki has at least, if you don't mind her putting my hair ties in her water bowl) and they are very excited for Christmas. I know when they saw you at Pets Mart last weekend they freaked and might have scratched you a bit, but just know there were a lot of dogs there and they didn't mean to hurt you. They were just afraid. And they are very sorry. Very. They would like a condo and some cat toys. Anything with catnip will do. As for me I would like a tortie kitten, hair dressing skills, ninja skills, that red jacket at Nordstrom, and a new job. It is lucky for all of us that you have such a giving disposition. I want you to know that I cherish this time of year and the joy that you bring and I sure everyone else does as well. I wish you a safe journey on your Christmas run this year and a Happy and Restful New Year.
Thank you for your time and attention to this journal entry.
Take Care,
Amanda
Current Mood:  good
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07:30 pm
[Link] | Yeah
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08:10 pm
[Link] | Okie dokie. I need to get Grandma a Christmas gift, Uncle Bobby, Aunt Lizzy, Aunt Iris, cousins Kelly and Kristen Christmas gifts as well. I still need to pick up my friend Jenn's gift. I need to get Gina's going away gift. I need to find another gift for my mom. I need to get my cats their condo. I need sugar, stamps, and soap. I think I need a mixer for my home made double peanut butter cookies. We are having a cookie exchange at work. It is so ghetto. People are just going to buy cookies and set them out. No cute little bags or recipes. I am in baking hell. Where is Paula Dean when I NEED HER? Only 6 more days until Christmas! YAY!
Current Mood:  cold
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06:59 pm
[Link] | COLD COLD COLD. It was -10 today. AHHHHHHH I can't feel my feet. And I didn't think my car would start, but it did. Thank goodness. I need a giant heat pad to wrap myself in.
Current Mood: cold
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08:16 am
[Link] | Didn't get the job. So that sucks.
Current Mood:  crushed
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06:23 pm
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Turkey Day
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I am so thankful to have such great friends. Who also have good hair. Yes, you all have good hair. I am very thankful for all of your hair.
Current Mood: Mmmm Thanksgiving
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06:50 pm
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I am so smart and Mike only got six out of eight
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Current Mood:  Smartie
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04:57 pm
[Link] | I have decided to eat nothing but Sriracha. I love that shit. I love it on rice, in my pho, and with bean sprouts. It is so red and spicy and that rooster on the front is my sign!!! It can't get any better than that. I am telling you, you should live off of it as well. MMMMMmmmmm good.
I am going to make so much money that I am going to buy the company and then I can have it every day. In fact I am going to buy a pho shop and then build an apartment on top of it so I can eat pho every day. I wish the shop on Havana was not so far away. I should get an apartment that is close to it. Although the one in Westminster is really super good too. And in a better part of the city. Mmmhmm.
I love Sriracha, yes I do. I love it because it is sooooo true!!!! Ohhhh I love it and it makes me happy. Red the good luck color of FOOD! Yum yum yum, I love it yes I do. Sriracha is my food of true. LA LA LA LA ....
Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: Sriracha Song!
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08:28 am
[Link] | So I went to my friend Jenn's engagement party and it was so much fun! I played 13 and kicked some ass and then I drank some everclear and got my ass kicked. I wish I could of stayed with Smantha and Jenn but we had to go home - and I went to from tipsy to full out drunk in the car. It was so much fun. Of course this morning I feel kinda sick. I took some asprin and I am going to chill on the couch for the rest of the day and watch Sea Lab 2021. That shit is so funny.
Current Mood: sick
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05:01 pm
[Link] | My foot fell asleep, I have been killing myself at the gym, my fat cat is nuts, I am very sleepy. I got a little sticky from UPS, but I am too tired to walk my huge ass to the office and pick up what ever is there. I love otter pops. They are so good. I love the red, pink, and purple ones. Yummmmmo. Yes. Yummo. Ummmm Pride and Prejudice comes out this weekend. I have only read that book a million times. Also I am almost done watching all of Samuri Champloo. I have decided to become crazy samurai - only I can't bring myself to read samurai book - only the pocket stylist. Yeah, I am going to be sooo well dressed I am just going to look good. Mmmmhmm. I was over at Stapleton - and the houses there are so beautiful. I want to live there. I also want to take a vacation to Maine. Although I hate sea food - I am sure they have chicken there. Maybe a cow. Wait, I can't eat cow - stupid heart attack!!!! or soon to be heart attack. But turkey tastes like crap. I love Thanksgiving. Yay for pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes. I need to learn how to cook. I can only cook from a box. OHHHHH great goddess of culinary arts, please grant me the divine divinity of cooking so that I may go and cook at home and have food that tastes just like I went out to eat, only cheaper because I made it at home. Home … home on the range.. where the dear and the antelope range. I want to be an antelope. With big horns and then I will use them to wave around in the air and prance like a pony.
Current Mood:  exhausted
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12:32 pm
[Link] | I AM SICK. And I am supposed to go to a concert tonight. Black Eye Peas and Gwen Steffani. See. I have some music in my life. I just hope I don't puke when I get there. This sucks big time. UBER BIG TIME.
Current Mood: Pukey
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